Please don't panic. It's not DOOM to blame, it's a couple of unfortunate decisions and everybody involved has its share of the blame cake.
In general I recommend using distroprefs as a stop gap solution because they (1) solve the problem in a replayable way, and (2) they show the maintainer the least intrusive way of fixing.
If you're not familiar with distroprefs: it's supported via CPAN.pm shell only ATM. It requires that you enable it. Try 'o conf init /prefs/' to get the dialogue that enables it. Additionally it requires that you copy the distroprefs file that patches the distro whenever you install it. Something like
cd <your-prefs-dir>
wget
http://cpan.cpantesters.org/authors/id/A/AN/ANDK/patches/Text-Capitalize-1.3-RT79062.patch
From then you can call "install Text::Capitalize" with any perl as often you like. If 1.3 is still current, it will be patched. If 1.4 is current it will be testes unaltered.
Sorry that it's a bit cumbersome but it is a way to make your dayjob easier and help to safe the world at the same time.
No question, I'd still recommend to make the pod test an author test, but the more important decision is to get rid of the noise coming from Pod::Simple;)
Good night,