Subject: | I could never shoot my wife," The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job. |
Date: | Fri, 6 Jul 2007 13:44:57 +0100 |
To: | bug-cgi-widget-tabs [...] rt.cpan.org |
From: | Willy <qoqvu [...] mail.com> |
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" "Well, Delroy," Saddam replied," this is indeed important news! Being
tickled to death. Romie: Yuh a hear mi Jules, mi can't take this
foolishness no more. Mi no care'bout yuh name.
Please hole on pon di railin' when dibus a tun di cana dem. Reggae music
is blasted at all hours of night at their "bashments", disturbing all
the other residents. Shortly after the train is departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. In di case of a sudden bump please
refrain fram bawlin' out "Lard Jesus mi dead now!
They have just as much right to be here as other nationalities.
Unsecured Overdraft limit: Chat H'english.
I am sorry to tell you that we calling off di war.
Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said, "Lord, I am really
sorry, but I can't talk to you right now. "Where upon Trevor, holding
his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "Yu stupid idiot Tony, tief a
rassklawt downtown bus and mek wi get off at the T-Junction and walk di
rest of di way! As unnu can si dis bus get nuff lick up an' bad man shot
it up nuff time an' it still a drive like new! Now they're on their
honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. they threatened to keep kids
"down" if they failed. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells
the woman that her seat is in economy. You thought apples and grapes
only grew at Christmas time.
" Dat might cause a serious shootout!
"Well, wi have two skettels, a water commission bulldozer, and Mr. Me
an' me frien' Leroy went a race track last week and Miss Maisy is de
name a de 'orse weh run ina de first race," he protests.
Me an' me frien' Leroy went a race track last week and Miss Maisy is de
name a de 'orse weh run ina de first race," he protests. " Sure enough,
the next day, Delroy called again. But what's in a name, my sweet
Rom-Rom. The Americans take their respective seats but all three
Jamaicans cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Den come
back an tell me what yuh come wit.
The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching intently, together ask
the copilot what he had said to the woman.
Somebody a come, yuh better gwan before dem ketch yuh over here. ah lady
dat ah know tell meh de addah day dat she muddah come from Guyana fuh
spen a few weeks wit she an she driving she up de wall. " The Jamaican
young man: "Bossie, Fus mi sell him one little fish hook.
We need to check with someone who has more experience dealing with them.
" The crowd made way for him.
We seated passengers may experience standin' passengers losin' dem
balance an' falling ova pon unnu .
Of Payments outstanding: Yuh def! And if yuh no want do that, swear say
yuh love me 'cause I no longer want to be a Johnson. Unsecured Overdraft
limit: Chat H'english.
Peter is getting exasperated with this foo-fool Jamaican.
" The lift is now filled with the aroma of the magnificent scents of
the combined perfumes.
Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.