Forgot to attach the dump of @quotes:
$VAR1 = [
'"Go big or go home"',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
'I put my pants just like everyone else - one leg at a
time. Except that, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Lois: You\'re drunk again.
Peter: No, I\'m just exhausted \'cause I\'ve been up all night drinking.
(While playing Pacman at the bar)
Matt: Get, get the fruit. It\'s more points. Get the fruit.
Barry: I\'m not gonna get the fruit.
Matt: Get the fruit.
Barry: I\'m not gonna... I can\'t get the fruit.
Matt: Get the fruit.
Barry: I\'m not gonna... I\'m not gonna get the fruit there\'s a
ghost right there!
OK, I stole that last one. But could you imagine? I mean really,
just imagine that.
Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown
We have changed but we\'re still the same
After all that we\'ve been through
I know we\'re cool
',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
'"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they
are open."
"Experience is something you don\'t get until just after you need it"
"Outside of a dog, a book is man\'s best friend. Inside of a dog, it
\'s too dark to read."',
'"If it\'s too loud, yer to old"',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
{},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
'"When caught between two evils I generally pick the one I
\'ve never tried before" Mae West
"Fashions fade style is eternal" Yves St. Laurent
',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
'"Things get worse and worse. They never get better." -
Kurt Vonnegut
"The only difference between George W. Bush and Adolph Hitler is that
Hitler was actually elected. You know that, don\'t you?" - Kurt
Vonnegut
"Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the
introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, and
imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What
has been the effect of coercion? To make one-half the world fools and
the other half hypocrites." - Thomas Jefferson in Notes on Virginia
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the
homeless, whether the mad destruction is brought under the name of
totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" - Mahatma
Gandhi
"When the missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible and we had
the land. They taught us to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened
them, we had the Bible in our hand, and they had the land." - Jomo
Kenyatta, Kenyan independence leader and first president
"Workers of all countries unite. You have nothing to lose but your
chains." - Karl Marx / Friedrich Engels
"The strength of us all could demolish the wall, but you chose to
walk through the door." - Ex-Teenage Rebel, Subhumans
"Look. I said a whole bunch of stuff about charity, caring for the
poor and the weak and loving your fellow humans, and I said nothing
about Janet Jackson\'s nipple, gay marriage, stem cell research or
your birthright to the world\'s resources. Quit obfuscating my
message as the thin edge of the advancing wedge of behaviour control
and religious fascism." - Jesus (a paraphrase, naturally.)
',
{},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
'"I saw two shooting stars last night, so I wished on
them, but they were only satellites"
"A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of
destruction"
"What\'s the big f**kin\' deal bitch?" - Eric Cartman
',
'"This shouldn\'t hurt a bit","I think it stopped
bleeding... oh maybe not". "What\'s the number for 911?"',
"\"The quickest way to end a war is to lose it.\" ~ George
Orwell
\"When we say 'War is over if you want it,' we mean that if everyone
demanded peace instead of another TV set, we'd have peace.\x{201d} ~
John Lennon
",
'Nihilism is best done by professionals. -- Iggy Pop',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
'If You\'re Not On the Edge, Then You\'re Taking Up Too
Much Room.',
{},
'Better to be a big part of a small wheel than a small
part of a big wheel.
Not so much a quote as an answer, and the answer is 42. ',
'Who you are is based on your experiences not by the
amount of melanin you produce.
Common sense is NOT common',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
{},
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
'C\'est la vie!',
'"This, however, I know full well, namely if all men
should carry their own private troubles to market for barter with
their neighbors, there would not be a single one who, when he had
looked into the troubles of other men, would not be glad to carry
home again what he had brought."
Herodotus, 7.152.
"If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them
the same things."
Plato
"Freedom of will is given to everyone. If they wish to follow the
right path and become righteous, they have the ability to do so. If
they wish to follow the path of wrong and become wicked, they have
the ability to do so as well."
- Moses Ben Maimonides
"Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet
there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-
ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the
end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to
the joy and glory of the climb."
Sir Winston Churchill
',
{},
{},
'Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four
C\'s and an F. A fine example you set!
Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses
incomplete.
Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. ',
{},
{},
'"Do, or Do Not. There is no Try" - Yoda',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
'"catch me if you can",Shake and Bake,If you ain\'t first
your last!!to finish first,first you must finish,Second place is the
first Loser.Let\'s go racing boyz',
{
'xsi:nil' => 'true'
},
{},
{}
];
Random one: HASH(0x8a2e818)
--
Olaf Alders
olaf@wundersolutions.com
http://www.wundersolutions.com
